Here the first friend says, but interestingly, he understands Russian ... in the beginning I wanted to answer, I understand ...
Here the first friend says, but interestingly, he understands Russian ... in the beginning I wanted to answer, I understand ...In general, I went to Stuttgart. So, the story happened to me.
Going means I am in Stuttgart, on ICE, got into a smoking car, settled down comfortably, a table in front of me, all sorts of magazines ... I drink, I smoke, relaxing. Opposite me, at the same table a couple of empty seats. In Augsburg, two young women, 20-25 years old, come in giggling noisily. Simpotishnye, but the faces can be seen - with the head of the problem. In Russian they chat among themselves. Crouched near me ...
Five minutes passed, one of them came up and asked in German, what type of lighters would there be? I silently gave her a light, but she sat down at my table and was still calling her friend, saying, come here, you can smoke here (actually, it was possible in the whole carriage.
In general, we sit smoke, and then the first girlfriend says, but interestingly,He (I like it) understands Russian ... in the beginning I wanted to answer that I understand, then I changed my mind, I think, and what will happen next. In general, I sit smoking - I read the magazine.
First friend:- It seems that he does not understand.
Second friend:“German magazine means German.”
PP:- He is nothing at all, rare for Germans.
VP:- You che, he's unshaven.
PP:- The three-day stubble is even sexy.
VP:- It is not convenient to kiss (further they went deep into the discussion of the technique of kisses, who kissed them as .... what are all the goats). They ask again the lighter.
PP:“His eyes are ... green ...”
VP:- I do not like bespectacled
PP:- No, the glasses are cool ... intelligently ... you see, he has Giorgio Armani (as soon as she saw ... this is written in very small letters on the eyeglass).
VP:- Damn, it's expensive ... but you can't tell by it, he is dressed rather badly ... (long debates about the cost of my clothes - which ended with the recognition of her high price .... even overpriced)
PP:- No, he is nothing after all. Though German
VP: - The nose is too big ...
PP: - Come on ... by the way, I read !!! (can) that someone has a large nose, then those and a member of a large. (it is interesting for me to look at that frame - which measured all the noses and members, and then also systematized the received material ... where are all these books ???).
In general, then they very frankly (and what is interesting, loudly) discussed how to sleep with me .... then, however, they remembered that I was “German” - and all the Germans, in their opinion, were impotent ... well, on that optimistic note, they asked me to light up again. Having lit.
PP: - And count up, if he still understands in Russian. (they laughed at me for a long time) At that time I was already completely covered with a magazine ... so as not to declassify myself.
VP: - Yes, it would be funny ...
Then they began to fantasize about this joke, how it could be funny, and so on. etc. Until Stuttgart remained about 10 minutes away ... when suddenly, the friendly neighing of my companions interrupted my phone. Called my friend.